Good
news! All gifts are on hand and ready to slide under the tree (not sure what I was thinking buying
this crazy kiddie wrapping paper – my mom and her color-coordinated tree will
not be pleased – but in the bright light of a Target aisle I was tricked into
thinking it cheap and charming). Last
year I wasn’t so prepared: one gift failed to arrive in the mail
before I had to hit the road. I found it at the mall
– and Christmas was saved – but pushing and shoving through Apache is not
in the game plan this year, thank God. If you find yourself in the unfortunate
situation of needing to venture out, here’s what to wear. Neon pink to keep
spirits bright when what you want is sold out. Get-through-it-all Hunters for
traction on both icy sidewalks and slick store floors – realize you might have
to run. A slim vest that’s warm but lightweight ‘cause who wants to sweat
circles around Nordstrom? A baseball hat to keep it incognito and just get the job
done. All that’s missing is the present. So get going! Come five o’clock I’ll
be burning rubber back to the homeland. Looking forward to a night of Redwood Room
pizza and Miracle on 34th Street to fire up the holiday
festivities. See ya in a week Wisconsin!
You're really hitting the sweet spot here! By the way, don't forget the American Players Theater in Spring Green--I think performances begin in April.
ReplyDeleteHaha, thanks Bill! I'll mark my calendar for April.
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